Warning; if you reading this then, this warning is for you. Everyword you read of this useless fine print is another second of your life. Don't you have other things to do? If you life so empty that you homestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want?
Get out your appartment! Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the ecessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warmed.